Christmas Special 2019

A gift

Word on the Lincolnshire streets is that several people have been trying to find out where I have been fishing of late. Must be doing something right I thought to myself. I've said before I find the secrecy of the typical specimen hunter a bit cringeworthy whilst partially understanding the need for it. Meet me on the bank, you're pleasant and I'll sing like a Canary. On here though with a fairly broad reach I'm conscious of the fact other people may be targeting the same venues so out of respect I keep them fairly close to my chest. Despite this I once got a snotty email about keeping quiet. Ooops, naughty me, given a caution by the specimen hunting police. 

Right, I'm rambling. The gift? I'll tell you where I've been fishing. To keep it more concise I'll just stick to venues I have fished in the last two months and keep it to the rivers and drains- Bain, Glen, Soar, Trent, Great Eau, Long Eau, Witham, Slea, Welland, Steeping, New Cut, Coronation Channel, Great Ouse, Nene, South Forty Foot, West Fen, Maud Foster, Sibsey Trader, Kyme Eau, Sincil Drain, Fossdyke canal, and that's about it, I think. You're welcome.

P.S If you want to know why there's usually a high bank in my photos this is Lincolnshire, we have a hundred and fifty-two river level monitoring stations, more than any other county because it's flat. Every water course has a high bank or we'd all be underwater. 

Pulling the plug

It had been on the cards for months. Our new friend Alfie Naylor had been granted access to a private marina linked to a river with a history of big Perch. We talked excitedly about what may or may not be swimming around in there, building expectations. After we set a date those initial thoughts turned into almost certainties. A barely fished marina with two Perch experts (well, one and a half) it had success written all over it. When the day finally came we started as early as possible. After nearly three hours and exploring the whole marina all we had to show for our hopes and efforts were four micro-Perch.

Travelling to the marina that morning I had driven over an occasional Perch spot that had given me some very good catches in the past. It wasn't particularly close; there was a strong possibility of it being busy with other anglers and it also meant dismantling the boat and reassembling it. With our expectations of the day so high we decided it was our only chance as the marina was strangely devoid of life so we pulled the plug.

Luckily there was nobody on the river when we arrived and we were soon afloat albeit with a slightly squishy boat as the pump battery was struggling. We also had to improvise an anchor. Alfie appeared with the top from someone's garden wall, he has an innocent face and when he said someone had dumped it by the side of road that was good enough for me.

The first hour was dreadful. We moved a few times as I knew from previous experience a few feet or a slightly different angle of attack could make all the difference. When the Perch are laid up they wont move, stubborn buggers. Eventually I had a very tentative bite on a dropshotted worm. It turned out to be a beauty of 3lb 4oz. Now as it turned out the Perch were in a slight depression in the river bed very close to a big snag. Unfortunately Alfie kept finding said snag while I took a few more fish including an absolute whopper of 3lb 13oz.    

3lb 13oz

3lb 4oz

As a brace

I had a couple more slightly smaller that regrettably I didn't weigh. More pressing however was to try and get Alfie on the scoreboard. Lovely bloke that he is, he was pleased for me but I could tell he was losing confidence. "We won't get any more today", he declared after releasing my initial captures a good distance away. As he had run out of drop shot weights I sold him some for a very reasonable ten pounds each, so keen was I for him to succeed. "Cast short", I implored before Alfie finally found the hot spot. His first fish was a belter. 3lb 5oz. He added another soon after an agonising ounce shy of the magic mark. Not to be outdone I added a couple more including another 3lb 4oz fish. All different specimens. What a great day. Some of them gave a very good account of themselves, short but tense battles with angry powerful runs and lunges. Sometimes moving venues can be a gamble that pays off. It certainly did that day.  

3lb 4oz

Alfie with his brace

The River Bain

I'm loathed to name one of my favourite venues but I have to right some wrongs. From Facebook armchair experts saying the Bain isn't the venue it once was to occasional specimen hunting visitors absolutely adamant Otters have decimated its stocks. Just to qualify I've kayaked, walked, fished every inch of the Bain this season alone from Thimbleby Mill to the Bain mouth. I have seen bits of the river people have only ever seen on maps. I've done river clean ups, relayed important information regarding white clawed crayfish populations to the local wildlife trust and got an unrivalled river PB list. Big-headed if you like but too many people have opinions masquerading as facts. It drives me nuts. 

As a general rule the deeper slower sections out of the more populated areas have been affected mainly by Cormorant predation. In summer from my kayak I can see every stone on the bottom even in five feet of water. Roach aren't bothered by the boat, they'll even come and investigate it. So in my experience  the silver fish populations in these sections have taken a bit of a hit. Combined with the ravenous egg eating Signal Crayfish small fish have tough time before they have even hatched. 

Some big Chub and Bream have died in the lower section, from old age. I caught most of them, some were visibly ancient. I appreciate that this doesn't fit in with what people have been led to believe. Just telling you what I see on a weekly basis. No negative effects from the resident Otters regarding overall fish stocks. I'm not stupid, they eat fish but as for decimating the river it's utter bollocks and I'm about to prove it. As a favour to me, the river and the Otters, can you stop spreading lies please. Thanks. Now, some of you will know where these following fish have been caught so I'll keep it fairly vague. On at least one of these pictures I could have touched the entrance to an active Otter Holt with my rod. 

I forgot to order some Lobworms so I was forced to do something else other than fish for Perch which turned out to be a blessing in disguise. I had a couple of afternoons spare so I decided to waste my time fishing the much decimated river Bain. Remarkably a had a Chub on my first cast, a scale perfect fish just over a pound, brilliant for the future and very unusual to catch one so small. Then I had one around three pounds, again quite unusual. As luck would have it our friend Martin was also on the river and he came down to see how I was getting on. After being eagerly greeted by my two rampaging Labradors the Chaos Twins he was on hand to take the next photo........

5lb 7oz

Martin and I then went elsewhere on the river and after we were told by another angler most of the resident Chub had fallen victim to Otters I quickly caught a couple more.....

5lb 2oz

4lb 12oz

The second afternoon I loaded the dice in the fishes favour and visited a stretch that has been absolutely rock hard for me in the past. The first few swims were typically unproductive. There used to be a really good spot opposite a flag pole. Someone removed it a few years back and I can't for the life of me remember exactly where it was. That was the last time I caught a Chub from this particular section. I plugged on and eventually caught one. It was worth the effort. Another five......

5lb 2oz

Having grown up fishing the river Soar in the 90's, five pound Chub are still special to me (I never had one from the Soar, I consoled myself with the thought that they probably didn't exist). To catch three in two afternoons is pretty good by my reckoning especially from a small river that's meant to be a shadow of its former self. 

There's an expression I love- If you don't go, you don't know. Please, don't let anyone talk you out of going fishing. My friend has the best attitude- He's a fisherman, he goes fishing. My little snapshot is something he does on a regular basis, catches big Chub from supposedly ravaged rivers. 

Winter Wonderland

Last winter I happened across a lovely venue that provided me and my friends with some excellent fish. It's virtually unfishable for much of the year but the winter months sees the weed subside, making fishing possible and giving the stripey residents less places to hide. Only accessible by boat we usually have it all to ourselves too. The first visit with Andy Wilson was great fun although we didn't have any monsters. Plenty of Perch and a couple of rogue Pike keep us occupied before we got rained off just after lunchtime. 

On the next visit I took Paddy, who'd all but lost his desire to go fishing after a family bereavement. He'd been out a week or so prior to my invite so was relatively keen to go out as soon as he could. Again, it was a brilliantly entertaining day. Countless Perch and a few Pike to nearly seventeen pounds. When you're not anchored it's amazing how much the Pike can move the boat around. Like playing one from a Waltzer. Paddy had loads of Perch to nearly three pounds and it was great to see him enjoying his fishing again. Here were my highlights....

2lb 14oz

3lb 1oz

3lb 10oz

Most were taken on lures and when they stopped producing we switched to worms. I don't distinguish between the two, it's pointless. I'm a fisherman, I like catching fish. They are all worthy captures to me.

Tackle Talk

A fishing rod is essentially an extension of ones' own arm. Weight, balance, action and recovery speed are all important factors when choosing a rod. There is something else to consider too, something almost indiscernible.  Slack-joweled, pot-bellied, pube-haired Jeremy Clarkson is always banging on about it in cars, Alfa Romeo's, Lancia's and the like. Despite often being terribly unreliable and impractical they apparently have a unique soul or character, something intangible that's incredibly endearing. Fishing rods can be much the same.

Drennan make some very, very good rods. Since the original Crystalight they've largely been devoid of any character whatsoever. That'll upset my Acolyte friends greatly. Fine rods, I've had a couple. I, however, like rods that are more than a sum of their parts. A plucky underdog.  Incidentally one of the nicest rods I have had this year was a Shimano Antares Light feeder which was Acolyte money twenty years ago. Super silky and a really nice Roach rod. No soul though and 3-piece. I sold it. Anyway, here are a few highlights that have survived the revolving door of my tackle room.

Ron Thompson (Don't laugh) EGI Master 8ft.

They do two versions of this rod, 7 and 8 foot. Forget the shorter one, it's horrible. I am going to be unapologetically specific here. For dropshotting worms from a boat the 8ft rod is incredible. Designed for catching Squid of all things I'd never have considered one until I picked one up at Big Catch Tackle. The rings and reel seat are cheap rubbish and my mate Dave pointed out a flat spot where the ultra fine carbon tip was spliced into the blank. Despite these flaws it has a lovely balanced feel, can detect a perch farting near my hook bait and comes alive when you inevitably hook one. Furthermore, if it's a big one, the rod will tame it. It just might be my favourite rod of the last few years. Looks like garbage, absolutely devastating in use. I think Glasgow angling have them at half price at the minute. Be quick.

Middy XK55 11ft Waggler Rod

We've been here before. My favourite float rods for Perch. Now discontinued I believe. Steer clear specialist avon rods, be a shepherd not a sheep. Get yourself a no-lock pellet waggler rod for big Perch. I've never had an issue with hooking bony-mouthed Perch with a parabolic blank.  I suppose they are all fairly similar. The Middy's stood out for me because of the remarkably tactile blanks and impossibly slim handles. Side by side the more expensive XZ65 wasn't any better which is probably why they have both been superseeded by one model- the Reactacore. Strangely enough I like a more traditional blank for tip fishing. Don't ever be fooled by rod names. Use them for whatever you like. Which leads me on nicely to my next rod.....

Middy Arco-Tec F1 Waggler 10/11ft

It's a modern Drennan Crystalight. It really is that simple. I'd rather catch the flu than an F1 but for Roach on both small rivers and stillwaters it is nothing short of amazing. Laughable attempt at a kevlar wrap aside it's reasonably well finished. The balance is nigh on perfect and the action is absolutely brilliant. Super rod, massively overlooked by most river and canal anglers because of its name.

Greys Toreon 10ft 6in Tip Rod

Strange goings-on at Greys of late. I don't know whether they manufactured too many rods or something but there seems to be a flood of discounted models right now. I picked up a pair of these tip rods for a hundred pounds, more than half of the original price. They come with five tips which is always nice. Since the expiry of my Mach 2 wands I have swapped and changed between many leger rods. From Acolytes to commercial feeder rods. The remit is simple- be able to handle big Perch and Chub while still being versatile enough to fish for Roach. The Greys Toreon's have been faultless in the last few weeks. I really am very pleased with them. The handle extensions are a bit of a gimmick. I've got unusually long limbs and the standard handle is plenty long enough. Definitely worth a look in you are in the market for a highly adaptable tip rod.

Okuma Epixor Lure Rods

I'll keep this brief. The 3-18g 7ft is the perfect TRD rod from both bank and boat. The 7ft 4in 10-32g is the perfect big TRD rod. Great little rods at a very reasonable price and both more than capable of taming big Perch. I really, really like them.

A peek into my other gear

EVA bags aren't very tactile or pretty but they are generally waterproof which is an essential property in a boat bag. I've had this Shimano one for a couple of years now it has kept my tackle safe and dry in some horrendous conditions. I've got some braid scissors clipped to it simply because I'm always looking for a pair. 

In the bag are a couple of Fox lure boxes. The large ones. Always keep your TRD's separate from other lures because otherwise they'll melt them. The New Deal colour is my go to colour in both finesse TRD's and the bigger versions. The red Z-Man finesse Shroomz hooks are my favourites for the smaller lures but they do blunt quite quickly so I always carry a hook sharpener. Looks like I need to re-stock.......

Also in short supply in my other box are my most successful lures- Fox Mini-Fry in Hot Olive. Definitely the most productive colour for me over the years. The small Orange Quantum Battleshads can also be devastating. The drop shot weights are almost exclusively used for worm fishing. 

The last box in the bag contains a spare reel, some scales, forceps, scissors, hooks, wire, crimps, hook sharpener and fluorocarbon.

 A few years ago when my back problems started I went on a formula one style weight reduction program with my roving gear. This little Imax bag has been very durable. Even now when I tell my mates to travel light they still turn up with big rucksacks and the like. In this bag is all I need. A little thermal compartment in the top is ideal for a bit of bait. The main compartment houses some scales, a weigh bag, forceps etc and a little Wilko's £1.50 tackle box. My rods are in a little Korum quiver and I sit on a lightweight Korum Aeronuim Chair. This set up gives me an advantage over most anglers. I can move in minutes. It's not unusual for me to fish upwards of ten swims in a day.

The cheap box in the bag. Everything I need. B983's are the best hooks around. Always have a supply of big shot for link legers. Under those pretty useless Perch bobbers are some stick floats and small loafers.

If I need a keepnet or have a day on a stillwater then I'll take my Greys net bag. I have quite a bit of Greys luggage and I have been very impressed with it. I simple drop my Imax bag in and it'll still take my big float box, and unhooking mat and a couple of large bait boxes

Contact

If you want to keep in touch, ask advice or even say something nice then here's my new email- shukphil@gmail.com  

I'd like to hear from anyone and maybe the guy I keep bumping into will message me. I spoke to him just last week in fact. Very nice chap and his friend is a mad keen Perch angler like myself. I think his name is Paul, I could be wrong. If he's reading this he'll know who he is. 

To all my friends and readers I'd like to wish you all a very happy Christmas and a fantastic new year.

Till next time......

Autumn 2019

"You should judge the best fisherman not by the number of fish they catch in a day, but by putting them on a machine afterwards and judging how good a time they've had. That's the best fisherman. The one who gets the best bankside score for whether they've had a lovely day or not."

Bob Mortimer. 

Taken from the book Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing. 

Reservoirs

Pitsford has been very kind to me in the past. Lots of big perch and it also throws up the occasional surprise, like a 22lb pike I took on ridiculously inadequate tackle. The expectation of a great day always hits me when I pull into the car park, probably well before that, leaving the house, a week before, even further away. The sort of place where you close your eyes the night before and sleep fitfully waiting for the alarm to go off, usually beating it by half an hour or more. 

My friend James Truscott had been waiting for a good hour, despite my enthusiasm a burst water main in Boston had thrown my journey into chaos. He was remarkably understanding and we headed straight out to one of our favourite perch spots. The stripey buggers were conspicuous in their absence. To my detriment I don't use a finder so we were rather thrown by the lack of action. I did, however manage to hook a rather large brown trout which did a great impression of a massive perch for a few minutes. Bycatch but I'm claiming it anyway. New PB 8lb 14oz........

We motored over to another usually very productive spot to no avail. In my experience two things move perch- food source and angling pressure. There were plenty of bait fish in the areas so I concluded that late in the season (Pitsford opens in May) the bigger perch had moved to less popular spots. Despite this we ended up having marvellous day, drifting around picking up fish every few yards in the main basin. Between us we had probably eighty fish, mostly small perch. I also added another fine brownie.....

Our friend Jamie Potts arranged a stag weekend to Rutland water and I was kindly invited. We camped at the excellent Wing Hall. It's a lovely campsite but a bit 'Bates Motel'. The lady in reception was a perfectly lovely lady but I was slightly distracted by a shiny black cat sat squarely on a computer keyboard, staring at me with bad intentions. You probably had to be there but it was slightly macabre.

The intention was to fish Saturday and Sunday. Typically the weather was terrible. Strong winds and heavy showers. The more regular patrons suggested the fishing would be very hard. They were right, it was terrible. My boat partner was an old friend- James Edwards, new to reservoir lure fishing but otherwise a very capable angler. I was more disappointed for him than myself. Sure the conditions played a part but remember, a few years ago people were catching a hundred or more zander in a day from here.

 In a environment when we're quick to blame everything other than ourselves I'm afraid we have to bear the main responsibility of this particular downward cycle on ourselves as anglers. I don't know what the survival rate is, but I'd suggest the deep water and lack of research and therefore understanding of the problem of barotrauma makes it pretty low. Unjustifiably so. I wont be returning anytime soon. Some of the others fared better than my one small perch and a foul hooked (in the arse) micro-zed. Leo Heathcote had a lovely perch of 3lb 4oz and Nate Green and James Aris also had a couple of nice ones.  Most importantly, we still had a marvellous time and we all wish Jamie all the best in married life. 

Andy Lewis, Myself and James Edwards on a windy Rutland Water

Opportunity knocks

After a very wet night a few hardy souls headed out on Rutland again. Fortunately my boat partner had cancelled and I was under little obligation to subject myself to sitting on a overly aggressively spun floating waltzer while getting savagely jet-washed to the skin.

Between me and home was a river I hadn't visited for some time. It provided myself and Martin Barnatt with our most memorable perch session ever.  Even so, I was in two minds when I arrived. the river was pushing through and the rain had followed me, it wasn't lashing down but I knew it would get worse. My hesitation was due to my approach, I needed to set up my inflatable boat. Not pleasant in the rain. My enthusiasm wasn't helped by another angler present who hadn't caught anything of note during the morning. After much deliberation I went for it. Within five minutes of being afloat I had taken a 2lb 15oz perch. No reflection on angling ability, the other guy knew what he was doing, I could just reach areas he couldn't.

For the following two hours I took perch on nearly every cast. For the measurers amongst you the best five fish went 215cm. I know this because it was enough to win me the September Shimano Perch competition for which I won a Yasei lure rod (more on which later). You'll know from the previous blog I'd put in a lot of effort in the preceding months for a couple of runners up spots. Typically I won when hardly trying at all, a day before the end of the month. Bloody fishing. 

Getting back to normality I probably had a dozen over two pounds and one over three. A bruiser of 3lb 5oz taken before the wet weather really closed in. A really lovely session and made more pleasurable by those lovely Okuma Epixor rods I mentioned last time. Some of the very best fish playing actions I've ever experienced.

I've been perch fishing many times with Martin, you know, I've told you about most of them. By pure luck I usually come away with the biggest fish. In fact I can't think of a time he's had the biggest fish of the day. At some point I knew the tables would turn.....

On my return to the river I met Martin nice and early. It looked better than the previous week although still carrying a bit of colour. After getting afloat I had a lightning start, taking several fish over two pounds while Martin did some research into his forthcoming book- How to find every snag in Lincolnshire. He even ran out of hooks eventually and bought some of mine at a very reasonable £5 each. Eventually he stopped casting into immovable objects and started playing what was obviously a very large fish. After a few tense moments involving the propeller, anchor rope and the boat itself Martin finally had his prize. A new PB of 3lb 14oz......

To add insult to injury he took another big three and few minutes later....

3lb 10oz

He wasn't finished there let me tell you. He had another three. I think it was 3lb 1oz although I'd lost interest by then and seriously thought about making him give my hook back. Joking aside it was brilliant to see. Bear in mind I ended up with ten perch over two pound to 2lb 14oz and I didn't even bother the cameraman (apart from a rogue pike). It was a very special day, very special indeed and I was glad to be witness to it. Well done martin. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. 

Worthy of a photo as it gave me the right run around.

Redfins

With some very big perch coming from the recently opened (predator-wise) Farmoor reservoir and a monthly competition win in the bag I could finally relax about the perch competition and switch species for a while. The river Bain was my venue of choice and I got stuck into a few lovely roach. Fishing breadflake on the tip I took a fish of 1lb 12oz on almost my first cast into one of my favourite spots...... 

I had several others but none bigger, not for the first time when roach fishing you get the very biggest fish straight away. My friend Andy Lewis got in touch with a view to upping his PB. A last minute trip was arranged and although I didn't have time to fish I met him at the venue and showed him around. A few hours later I got a message at work. He'd beaten it, multiple times. His best two fish went 1lb 10oz and 1lb 14oz, absolutely brilliant..........

A couple of weeks later an aborted trip to a swollen river Slea saw Martin and I on the river Bain again. Again he took the spoils with a 1lb 12oz fish taken on the float and centrepin. Bloody show off......

Pastures new

It was great fishing for roach but I'd been enjoying my perch fishing so much I was soon back to targeting them. After enduring a long drive to the river Nene only to find it unfishable I headed back east, stopping off at any likely looking spots on the Boston drains. On my very last stop before giving in all together I saw a couple of fish strikes. Small pike I thought but set up anyway, the only other option going home without wetting a line. Fishing a lob worm on the tip it was soon showing indications from small perch. At least I thought they were small. Hitting a tentative bite I was slightly surprised when this near three pounder popped up after a sprightly battle......

In a hectic hour I had several more including two over the magical three pounds before the action ground to a halt.  

3lb 1oz

3lb 3oz

Even though the action was short lived I was keen to return. Again after a fruitless session elsewhere, this time with Andy Wilson, we headed over to see if any other perch were still about. Sure enough Andy was soon into a few nice ones upto 2lb 14oz until he got pestered by a modest Pike of around five pounds, catching it twice. He mentioned that he thought the perch had backed off just out of his reach. Being downstream I took advantage of this, casting upstream slightly. I soon had a positive drop-back bite and netted what I thought was a fish of similar stamp to Andy's. I even had Andy weigh it too just make sure. The photo is outrageous, I could put almost any weight I wanted to it......

3lb 8oz

That's about all for this Autumn. Of course there have been several sessions where I have caught very little, mainly exploring new venues. Even some of my old haunts haven't been particularly productive. As ever I have A long list of excuses. It has been a strange few months though. Absolutely desperate for rain and then absolutely desperate for it to stop. I was very fortunate to be on holiday for the very worst of it. A week after my return I had a quick foray to another river that had just about dropped to a normal level. It wasn't easy and I needed 5 swan shot on the link to hold my worm in place but was more than pleased to take this magnificent looking perch.....

3lb 4oz

Tackle Talk

Shimano Yasei Perch Rod 7-18g

I make no apologies for this review. My responsibility is to you, my reader. I do feel a bit shitty though because I got it via a free to enter competition.....

Ok, let's start with the positives- It's very light and hugely responsive in the tip, brilliant for imparting action into lures. Other than that I hated it. Genuinely didn't enjoy using it at all. It's a pain in the arse to transport. Even the bag is poorly designed. Surely you don't put the butt pocket at the tip end? If Shimano were worried about ruining the action by making it two equal lengths they needn't have. It's terrible. Let me be as kind as possible because you may have spent £140 on one and love it- the action did not suit me at all. Really unpleasant, too stiff, too wooden, to thick under the handle. The 3-12g is slightly less bad but not by much. Sorry Shimano, not for me at all. I gave it away. 

ProLogic Specialista Barbel Twin Tip

Getting a brilliant rod for a bargain price is one of my great angling pleasures. Sadly this isn't one of them. On offer at a ridiculous £25 each I bought two. The 2lb section is fine. It's a little heavy but I can live with that. It will be fine for the occasional long range bream or tench session. I do like a quiver tip for barbel though and because the tips are glass fibre they create quite a horrific flat spot. Perfectly usable but not nice, not nice at all even if the price is barely believable.

Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing

Alright, alright it's not tackle. With Christmas coming up though it is relevant. Following on from the TV series we have this book. More in-depth than the programs it's a lovely little insight into Bob and Paul's thoughts on angling. It was particularly fascinating to discover how keen Paul is to be well thought of by the angling community- you and I, I guess. Bob doesn't really care. There are other intriguing thought-provoking passages in the book too, like the one at the very start of this blog entry. It's a lovely book, it really is. Get it. 

Opinion

I haven't taken many nice photo's this time around so I'll reluctantly end on something I've wanted to talk about for a while now..........

Perch have gained in popularity over the last few years. Catchable on a variety of methods and all throughout the year they are indeed, a great fish to target. In addition to this the bigger ones are so impressive they almost take your breath away. I know the quote, we all know it. The fact they look so big is probably the reason for so many false weight claims.

Here's how it works. Let's take the river Glen. A five pound Perch is reported to the press, it's either a blatant lie or a mistake. Let's face facts, for years people have been pretending they've caught bigger fish than they actually have, it's nothing new. Anyway, the photo gets published and it becomes fact. Open discussions on social media- 'Oh, yes, the Glen has done perch to 5lb'. You get approached on the bank and told in no uncertain terms- It's definitely done a 5lb perch. It gets repeated so often it becomes a truth. The reality is that the reported five pounder was nowhere near, probably not even four pounds.

Why does it matter? Well, we share a passion don't we? Bonded by our love and appreciation of fishing and in particular- big fish, of all varieties. A kinship if you like. We're different to others. You might not particularly like me, I might not like very much you but we can respect one another and show appreciation, especially for each others endeavours.

Big fish angling is largely based on trust. It isn't closely monitored and nor should it be necessary to do so. Sadly there are some that just don't play by the rules. Specimen angling isn't a rich sport, there's minimal financial gain and very little in the way of kudos. Watching Ben Johnson destroy everyone in the 100m was quite something to witness but it wasn't real. For those who'd got to that final legitimately it must have been spirit crushing. That's what it is like for genuine anglers, spirit crushing. Watching people conning fellow enthusiasts for their own pathetically fragile egos and a Drennan Cup weekly award.

Forget five pounders, just how rare is a four pound perch? For the purposes of this discussion we'll leave out Farmoor and Hanningfield reservoirs, two venues which currently are at maximum Perch, so to speak. Maybe even Chew too. Don't be fooled though, those venues are incredibly hard and have seen many, many competent anglers leave empty handed. In fact let me just keep it to the venues I frequent- mainly Lincolnshire rivers with the odd Anglian reservoir thrown in.  In the last five years I have fished with some really good anglers, targeting Perch with them and also alone. I've built up a decent network and have my ear firmly to the ground, especially locally. I'm reasonably competent myself and fish regularly, even areas where nobody else can thanks to my boat. Fourteen different Lincolnshire rivers and drains fished specifically targeting big perch. Must have seen or heard of a few then Phil in recent years? Er....no, not really.

I've seen one in the flesh. On a weekend at Pitsford where myself and my friends had 18 Perch over 3lb. Carl Arcus had one bang on 4lb, a short fat fish, probably carrying a bit of spawn.

I've heard of plenty and seen lots of pictures but Lincolnshire rivers wise, absolutely no doubt about it, cast iron, swear on my life it's definitely 100% accurate then also, one. A fish of 4lb 3oz caught about 3 years ago from a small river I know very well. It's presumed dead now. Some of the claimed sizes of fish are laughable. Angling integrity sold for a few Facebook likes or a magazine picture and a hat. For any aspiring Perch anglers a 4lb river or drain Perch is rare, very rare. For anyone reading this who disagrees then it's simple- prove conclusively otherwise. From spawn to 4lb on a wild venue you're talking a fraction of a fraction of a percent survival and then only if genetics allow. There's a school of thought that suggests some venues have a far better likelihood of producing big perch than others due to genetics of its inhabitants.

I've pretty much said what I had to say. On the bright side and despite all that a few of those venues I frequent are capable of very big Perch. One of them in particular did an genuinely enormous Perch many moons ago. I'm currently on blank number five. It's a very tricky one.

Remember, whatever you fish for, enjoy it. Your leisure time is precious. Use it wisely.


Till next time

Summer 2019

Rewind

I know, I know, it has been far too long. For continuities sake we are going to have to rewind to the end of last season. Don't worry, I'll keep it brief. I might tell the odd story along the way, we'll see how it goes....

Male Escort

James Hunt didn't pay me and as far as I can remember didn't have sex with me. To all intents and purposes though he needed my unofficial chaperone services. After years of boring himself to tears fishing for Carps he'd finally seen the light and started being a proper angler (calm down camo campers, you know I love you really. Take a picture of your third-world cooking devices or something). Anyway, James wanted to up his Perch PB. In an effort to make me look like a complete failure Andy Wilson (the bastard) had taken him out the week before and guided James had a new PB of 3lb 4oz. Luckily for James, warming up with a lower league angler the week before paid dividends and I skilfully netted a fine Perch of 3lb 10ounces for him. 

Stick that in your pipe Wilson

Had a couple myself. 3lb 5oz

3lb 13oz, A recapture of Leo's fish to those with eagle eyes.

Close Season

After a couple of Trout fishing trips to the lovely Withern Mill Trout Fishery I fancied a change. The Lake at Authorpe provided some lovely old Carp. Super cautious but early on they are just about catchable off the surface. My first fish came within half an hour of arriving. 19lb 12oz Common......

The week after I had another couple of dog biscuit eaters. A few days later I unintentionally caught the bottom fish again and that signalled an end to my interest.

If you don't reach this blog via my Facebook link you probably don't know who Mrs P is. My partner of eleven years, not married despite her constant proposals hence known as Mrs Phil, Mrs P for short. For her fortieth birthday I paid for us to go on a two day canoe trip down the lovely River Wye. It was nothing short of amazing. The amount of bird life was incredible and bank side nests abounded, many where anglers would have otherwise trodden. I thoroughly recommend it. Having done it three times now I can say with some confidence it is more pleasurable without anglers lining the banks. Food for thought, if a lifetime angler thinks that what must normal folk think. I'm always banging on about being ambassadors for your pastime, be nice to the people you encounter, please. I'm sure many of you would say the fishing is more enjoyable without canoeists. So if any canoeists are reading this, you too, don't be cocks. Ta.

A brilliant two days......

East 17

We have Lincs FM on at work. They have a limited playlist and as such songs get repeated. Stay Another Day by East 17 is one. I detest that song, it's aural torture. Must be cheap.

Luckily East 17 has a lot more going for it than a badly ageing boy band. Walthamstow Reservoirs are pulchritudinous. I somehow managed to wangle an invite to an Angling Trust event involving some lovely people who it was pleasure to meet, obviously for them more than me. Dom Garnett wrote about it here.......

https://linesonthewater.anglingtrust.net/2019/06/25/fishing-in-london-a-red-letter-session-at-walthamstow-reservoirs/

Although I was after Bream, the recently stocked carp, although very lovely, were absolutely ravenous.

Nate Green helping me hold up one of many double takes.

Phil, that Bream is nearly 10lb and you've made it look like 3.

Finally got a double

Team effort

You might have thought a canoe trip was a strange choice of birthday trip. Mrs P loves her own kayak though and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. Some pictures of a clean up we did as a family on the river Bain......

As ever, if you see some rubbish pick a bit up. The reason it arrived there although possibly very irritating is completely irrelevant. Assuming the amount of people littering stays constant, it only goes away if a greater number of people pick it up. We shouldn't have to, I know but it is a solution.

Dream session

The Boating Lake in Chapel St Leonards isn't far from my house. As such I know it quite well. Very occasionally it does product a decent Roach. I've tried targeting them many times with no real success. My more usual foes are the resident Perch, some good ones too........

The afternoon I chose to go was a bad one weather-wise. Almost torrential rain. It was reasonably warm though so I set up on the shallower end of the lake, my brolly the first item to position. A couple of wagglers were fished about ten yards out, just on gently sloping shelf while I sprayed maggots over the top. From my sheltered position I could see about a third of the lake and it was alive. Like I've never seen it before. Big orange tails broke the surface with consistent regularity. Sure enough my first two fish were Roach, not massive ones but big enough to take a full lobworm. I was missing a few bites though so I cut off the size tens and tied on some twelves and fished half lobs. Sure enough the next one I hooked, a Perch I though as it burrowed away stubbornly under the surface. It wasn't a Perch, I couldn't quite believe what it actually was.....

2lb 7oz Roach

After that I fished on in a bit of a daze. Local angler Paul came and sat with me for a while as I jabbered away like an excited child. It wasn't just the Roach that were going mad as I had a couple of Eels while he was there too. Again a first for me despite fishing it many, many times with worms. Paul himself got a bit excited when I had a double hook up of Roach and passed him a rod. Sadly it wasn't another big one. He was a bit of a jinx though because just after he left I had another Roachasaurus......

2lb 8oz

Two PBs in as many hours. I should have stopped longer but the second one saw me packing up. I did that with my biggest Chub and river Pike too. Sometimes it is just mission accomplished and the desire to fish on deserts you. 

A few days later I did go back and sadly got plagued by pesky Carp. One in particular had been out before at over 20lbs in the recent past, probably a new PB but I didn't have my big scales. Hardly a looker though (the fish, clever shit).....

Perch Crazy

The months of June and July saw me competing in the Shimano Perch League. A couple of really tough months to target Perch but I managed to come second in both months, losing by 2 and 1 cm respectively, bugger. 

Biggest from a catch of 18 Pitsford fish. 3lb 8oz

Another Pitsford 3

The first Perch I caught at Pitsford that day was the 3lb 8oz fish. My boat partner James Truscott gasped when it came to the surface, he'd never seen a Perch that big. Typically of late, my relatively inexperienced but very able charge actually beat me later in the day with a fish an ounce heavier. Outrageous. 

3lb 9oz PB for the lovely James

Lincs river lump

Different river, same result

43cm Surprise

Average stamp at Pitsford

Worlds worst photo of a 3lb 8oz I've ever taken. New venue PB though.

Another river, another summer stripey

 A minor bugbear of mine is that some people think I catch Perch from the same place. Get that out of your heads straight away. I fished five different rivers, from both boat and kayak to get my competition points. Summer Perch are hard to find, annoyingly so. 

Failure

The majority of my winter Perch haunts have been dreadful. In addition to this every year I get guested on to some exclusive syndicate waters. I usually turn up, fluke a couple out and return victorious. Not so this year. I've been close to some really big fish this summer and failed to catch them. Bream, Tench, Barbel, Smoothounds etc etc. The thing is I'm far more proficient now but crucially luck hasn't been on my side. Had everything gone to plan this next series of photos would be a big Tench, 12lb+ Bream and Barbel, 15lb+ Smoothound and a big Bass......

8lb max

Not 5lb

About 12lb short of my target

That's about it. We're pretty much up to date. I'll still be trying for a big Barbel, Perch obviously and I have a funny feeling I'll get another big Roach this Autumn. I did get an invite to fish an exclusive venue a few days ago. I hope I get another as although we caught some nice fish, it will be so much easier in winter when the weed dies back. As ever, be cautious when people make outrageous claims with perch weights. They are notoriously easy to make look bigger than they are. I save all my weights for you. Until now, people could attribute any weight they like to this one I caught that day......

2lb 14oz

Tackle Talk

I have a strange relationship with Okuma. I had a couple of Trio reels and the bail arm spring went on one, rendering it useless. I can't find anywhere to send it or a supplier of parts. Very annoying and I'd recommended them to loads of people too. Before that incident though I tamed a big Pitsford Pike on a Dead Ringer Okuma rod so I didn't do my usual and hate the brand forever.

While having a perfectly innocent wander around Big Catch Tackle, I spotted some shiny new Okuma Epixor Rods. I was instantly taken. Slim blanks with a wonderfully tactile carbon cloth. I bought one straight away. I have quite specific needs from a lure rod. It has to be sensitive enough to fish small TRD's and lures but with enough back bone to have some control of big Perch. I sold my Poison Adrena because two pounders were maxing it out. The first Epixor I bought was too soft for the taming bigger fish so I now use it for dropshotting, it is that sensitive. The 10-32g sounds like a beast, it isn't. So I bought that for my lure work. The weight ratings are miles out. The rods themselves are sublime. Check them out, pay around £50. They don't have a trendy handle or reel seat but honestly, the actions are really great. I'm reserving judgement on the matching reel until I've given it a few months of abuse.

There's been so much coming and going of tackle recently I can't go through it all. Stand out items are Grey Prodigy Luggage, that has really impressed me and I will be reporting back after a thorough roughing up. A Silstar Dia Flex spliced tip match rod for ten pounds off a car boat saw me floating on air for a few days. It sits proudly in my 90's rod collection. A Free Spirit net handle was bought for the same price so I've had some great bargains. I've also sold a lot of items to fund new purchases, mainly on eBay. Top tip for you is to wait for the £1 final selling fee offers. I had a bill of £67 one month, had I waited for the offer it would have been £9. Don't be me, be smart. You're welcome.

Photography

Till next time